Monday, October 01, 2007

9 words women use


as i was busy talking with my husband online, i saw this in my multiply posted by my online friends. i told one by one to my dear husband and discussed each one on whats his point of those common words used by women.. and damn! he made it all right...( i sure know one thing, you know me a lot My Ipo huh? heheheh)








here are the 9 Words Women Use:

1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2) FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3) NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. DO NOT do it!!!

5) LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statment often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6) THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's Okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7) THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.

8) WHATEVER: Is a women's way of saying $%#@ YOU!

9) DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's Wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.

hmmmmm.. alright, alright! IM GUILTY.. LOL

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